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blaperture-mesa:

funkyfreshdays:

reallycreepyfangirl:

on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me

north korea 

ouch

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crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

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algeboring:

when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

DONT GO BACON MY HEART

I COULDNT IF I FRIED

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mormondad:

if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

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sadgirl2003:

Call me by my nickname & treat me like a queen n I promise I’ll never break your heart

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jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

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mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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